I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music
how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
who am I drinking all this pineapple juice for