those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now
hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths
Fun fact: you don’t have to be an asshole.